I'm here to wipe your eyes.
Interviewer: You know when you type ‘Je’ into the Google search engine, your name comes up first, beating Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lawrence: Hahaha! But wait… what about Jesus?
Interviewer:
While she beat Jesus and the other Jennifers, she lost to JetBlue.
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this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like
Go to sleep
I wasn’t going to reblog this but it spoke to me on a personal level
As a Brandeisian this made me cry for the pen.
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Blueberry?
So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.
RDJ is a squirrel
I will never NOT reblog this
I feel like this explains so much about everything ever
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everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
i tried this with a helium filled balloon. you owe me a shiny orange balloon.
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This was magical.
If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.
Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.
Jon Stewart is perfect in every way.
So I read and watched Perks of Being a Wallflower…
At first, I didn’t like the book very much. It was above average, but I didn’t think it was anything amazing.
Then I saw the movie.
OH MY LORD I HATED THAT THING.
But now I like the book even more. Like, I’m treating it like my baby. How dare Chbosky mess up his own book as a movie!
In an interview, he said that his goal was to stay as true to the text as he could. I dunno what book he was talking about, because he makes up half the shit he put in the movie and leaves out half the important but subtle stuff.
I guess it’s one of those cases where the author doesn’t even realize how important the shit he’s writing is, he just writes it because it feels right.
Anyway that’s my short rant. Might post more when I’m not suffering from chem exam-itis.
that-snowflake-sure-is-special:
Here’s a new entry for my list of reasons why I love Gordon Ramsay.
Gordon
Ramsaygordon ramsay’s cook-along blog
It’s like you want Tumblr to tear you a new one.
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what did the bartender say after charles dickens ordered a martini?
olive or twist
why arent you guys reblogging this
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I don’t support gay rights. I don’t support human rights. I don’t support rights for anyone. Nobody deserves rights. Equality.
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Check out the poster our resident Fireball and Wizengamot Council member Joel created for Enduro. We reckon it’s sicker than Kerser!
If you’re ever feeling down, just play Pokemon Green Version, translated into English. You’ll never have another problem with life.
“I delegate Bicac!”
“Torto assails Go All Out!”
“Hit home!”
“Kelac got an experience value 25!”
deleted commentary because no, it’s not actually true. He didn’t break character and his real father didn’t leave him when he was a kid, I don’t know who came up with that or why, but it’s not true, so stop reblogging this.
It’s still a sad scene, but you know, that’s not why it’s got so many notes. and this is probably the worst lying-for-notes I’ve ever seen, tbh.
Although apparently, the last sentence wasn’t actually part of the script, it was Will Smith just feeling that line and the hug.
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